Where I End And You Begin

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:12:52 GMT

*tumbleweed*

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:38:59 GMT

Managed to pick up a pretty good laptop and am on a fair amount of time during the day now. I've also bought a phone. Number is...what is it...fuck.

Why don't they fucking write that down for you? Anyone who wants it, e mail me. You know, the usuals.

Thingfs are still pretty good in the new job, and things are looking up in general, but I'm a wreck.

A bit too fond of the drink for my liking, too overweight, and never happy enough no matter what hand I am dealt. I think there's something wrong with me, I'm going to have to concede defeat on that one.

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:42:03 GMT

Started a new job about five weeks ago.

Seems to be going well. Im on a temp basis, its nights, which is...weird. I get a bit tired these days, but Im much happier than I was. More soon.

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:27:29 GMT

Ich haben einen Facebook.

It's on address cjdalton1981@hotmail.com

Add me if you wish. I will get around to filling all the details in when I get some time on my hands.

E mail request.

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:35:34 GMT

Just a note to tell you all that anyone with my e mail address:

chris.dalton@armitt.co.uk

should stop using it as of now, forever.

It's a works address and as I am leaving there, you'll be e mailing Doctor X as far as I know.

In other news, I'm feeling quite good.

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:31:25 GMT

I finally gave in and got a PS3.

It's the cheapest Blu Ray player around so worth the money for that and the sole reason I bought it. But this means I now have a PS3 AND an Xbox360, which makes me the biggest goon this side of Manchester.

They are sat next to each other, ready to fight it out. Which one is winning? Xblock 3million. It has better games by far.

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:06:45 GMT

Were the stone roses the greatest band of all time?

I don't know. Maybe they were, maybe they weren't. Perhaps they didn't release enough material, perhaps The Second Coming wasn't quite as good as the first album, and perhaps your a moron with no music tastes.

All I know is, I likes them like I likes a nice big steak served by a waitress with huge breasts.

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:55:37 GMT

So I am back from Canada. So I had a good time. So I went white water rafting and also got drenched by the Niagara falls. So what?

Well, it was certainly a good holiday, no mistaking that. Canada is great! Good people, good food, etc. There are a few basic advantages and disadvantages it has over britain. If you took the best parts of both places you'd have one hell of a country.

I saw a muskrat! Well...I don't actually know whether it was a muskrat. It looked like one. It was small, round, and I'd never seen anything like it. And apparently, elk are far more dangerous than bears. No kidding. Seriously, thats the first thing I got told in the ROCKIES.

Yeah, shove it up your arse I've been to the rockies. Right in the middle in Jasper. Good place.

Anyway, Ill write more later, sports on all day, travelled for 26 hours Thursday/Friday so still tired.

Drunken drivel

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:32:33 GMT

So I hear you ask...what's with the drunk posts?

Well, my cousins are over from canada for a funeral, they've spent a few days and whilst they are here I go out more.

Must admit, kind of hate most nightclubs. Full of moronic happy people with their quick fix happiness and, the most horrible creation of all, dancing. When a club is focussed on one of the follies I hate the most, it doesn't exactly get me going. I prefer a seedy drinking pit with food and conversation not limited to "WHAT DID YOU SAY? JOCK DINNERS?" Just give me a sodding whiskey and a bag of crisps.

Basically, I'm not the happy bouncy type and I'm too old to change. I love going out for a drink but not being elbowed by some druggie dancing to a terrible remix of a bad song. So sue me.

Anyway, the nightclubs here in Widnes are simply awful. In a way that's better for me. Less people. There were three fights in one night one time. Fucking terrible. I'd be laughing were my sister not threatened. I didn't like that. If I thought she was in for it I'd have stepped in, I was half a second away from just stepping in anyway but the girl threatening wasn't asking for a fight.

So yeah. Bad. There is a lovely pub close to mine called the Four Topped Oak. Go there, get some beers, nice place to be, then at 12 odd when it closes, back to mine for a film and a few cans. What the hell is wrong with that?

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:16:00 GMT

Another week andoyjher drunkl post.

Oh hod this is going to be wrldsE!

I am soooo drunk anythign o say will be absolet drivel!

So anyway tonights foreay iunyo drunkenness was shite. Not worth it,.

I did drink a jak danirls. That was okaty, maybve ill do rthat agian,./

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:41:26 GMT

Anothedr year, another drunk post.

So anyways, whilet i always pay tribute to all my online fiends, this time id likwe to apolgsie for abandoning them.

I dont mean to do it; it just happened like that, truth is, i dont have many reasons to come on ere anymore. many people desertedf me after you know what, and to be truthful, whilst i like to stay in contact with jo. anne, ruth at al coming online is becoming increasingly useless.

Drunk anmd stupif#!

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 15:42:09 GMT

The new premier league is going to be fucking A.

A for awesome!

Nani, Anderson Hargreaves, and possibly Teves?

Stop us. Go on. You can't.

And in other news, Widnes are top of the league, having beaten our main rivals twice and sailing towards promotion. Hope we get it.

Question

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:06:41 GMT

What do you call obsessive fans of wikipedia?

Wikipedophiles?

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:05:16 GMT

My last journal entry came off as whiney, instead of the sarcasm I was genuinely going for.

You don't really think I whine like that do you?

Oh shit, you do.

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:16:32 GMT

When you get older birthdays become something less than exciting.

I got up and it was something of a chore. I had to buy cakes, pretend to be happy, oh god Im such a grumpy old bastard.

But not without reason.

Im 26 and I look 46. Im on a diet which can only be described as draconian foodage and I'm tiiiired.

Shameful.

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:56:06 GMT

Happy birthday to my favourite poster on all of the internets!

Oh wait...that's me.

Oh well.

What have you all got for me? :D

Nicked this from a rather spiffing contact.

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 22:05:35 GMT

Basically there are a lot of people on my f/list that I don't know a whole lot about. I have about 10 people who are erstwhile commenters but there are a lot of you who are a silent majority...tell me a little bit about yourselves!

Life

Name:
Age:
Location:
Do you live in a house, or flat (apartment for the americans)?
Do your rent or do you own your own place?

Relationships

Do you have any siblings? If so, how many and what are their ages?
Are you single or in relationship?
If so single do you have a crush?
If you’re in a relationship what is her/his name? How long have you been together?
Who is the most important person in your life?
Who do you get along better with… “real life” friends or LJ friends?

Interests

What fandoms are you into?
Which pairings are you into or are your OTPs (one true pairing - it's a fan thing. If you don't understand you probably don't have one!)?
What is your favorite movie(s)?
What are your favorite singers/bands?
What is your favorite book(s)?
Do you collect anything? If so what?

Me

Where did we meet?
Why did you friend me?
How long have we been friends (either on LJ or in Real Life)?
If I made a friends cut, would you be hurt if I cut you (I'm not don't worry)?
If I made a soundtrack about me or my life… and I had my friends add a song. What song would you put on it?

Back to you… before we’re done

Do you mod or co-mod any communities on LJ?
What is one community on LJ you think everyone should be apart of?

Tell me something about you that hardly anyone knows:
How are you feeling today?
What is one thing (lately or always) that is on your mind?
What movie is coming out this year that you're very excited to see?
What are you most looking forward to this year?
Tell me something I don't know.

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:37:21 GMT

My favourite website is down. No amount of plotting, skullduggery or out and out knuckle grinding work can alleviate the amount of boredom I am facing this morning.

Widnes are on television tonight....I want to talk about rugby!

Anyway. I've come to the conclusion that western society is on its way out. There are too many rules and laws...we're always at each others throats...and liberal scummery seem to be running the place without even getting elected.

I think involuntary cryogenics is the only answer. Wake me when all the world's problems have been sorted. I'll then and only then do my next journal entry.

A post

Mon, 21 May 2007 16:12:29 GMT

I think I can be accused of neglecting a few people on here.

Jo, you're a goodun and I'll get around to getting in the full swing of things soon, just been busy and just depressed...you know how I get. Best to keep away because I'm an idiot at these times and can't be helped. Nuthin wrong wi'me!

Ann...you know I love you baby! Thinking of you just the other day, it was you who prompted this post! Hope are you?

Ruth, hope you're doing well teech.

Erm Ali....no I haven't forgotten you. Just our first meetage. That WASN'T my fault!

Then there's that strange Karen bird. Hope you're still you!

Oh and Cush...yeah sorry I've not been around, actually, maybe that's for the best, haha!

I'm rubbish! hahaha!

Everyone else...I've ran out of time and I had much more to say.

Drunk post

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 21:08:30 GMT

Eatster...today I finally downloaded Grace by Bucley and played it from 8am onwards....whilst playing snooker and pool and eatging my wegjt in cvhocolate.

Good times!

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 16:49:15 GMT

So did anyone fall for my feeble april fools joke?

I got tired after it after only two entries. If I'm being honest...I should have announced it only a few days before.......

ANyway, it was plainly obvious, hope no-one is too mad! :D

8 More Days!

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:35:41 GMT

Aaaanyway, I've got to make a complaint.

No sooner than one brother goes on holiday, another goes away! My brother Dave has gone to germany until Tuesday!

He tried to guilt trip me into borrowing my IPOD.

Not until I've finished listening to Gervais lambast Karl "I could eat a knob at night" Pilkinton.

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:28:48 GMT

Only Nine more days before lift off to the Isle of Yew guys!

What things do you think I will need to take with me?

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:40:48 GMT

Starting at the commencement of April I will be spending a romantic fortnight on the little known Isle of Yew with a friend I met on the internet four days ago who calls herself So Floral Pi. (Her real name is Shelley.)

We've been chatting every day and night about our mutual interests, mainly Life on Mars, 19th Century Pottery, Masturbation and Transformers.

We just hit it off straight away and never looked back. I'm sure she is the one!

We're only booking the one hotel room because we are absolutely sure it will work out 100%. I hope I'm right, because boats to and from the Island only go out and back every week.

10 more days!

Surprise

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:59:09 GMT

I don't think I've ever been pleasantly surprised before. Not in this manner anyway.

We went out for a meal to a carvery in widnes (which was awesome) and I was just at the bar boozing (awesome) and then in walks my brother.

Talk about prodigal son. This bloke has been travelling the world for the past year. I've not seen him for that long.

It was a surprise for my Mum and I had no idea because no one told me. Fucking awesome. I've missed the little bastard, out arguments in particular.